30 Dandy Dad Jokes When You're a Daddy's Girl

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melissa dilillo
Mar 1, 2025 2:00 PM EST

Like father, like daughter. That's a saying right? If you grew up with a funny dad, you won the lottery. If you took after his sense of humor, even better. Whether you're sarcastic, dry, cheesy, or witty on the humor front, your appreciation for humor is key to enjoying life. Most things in the world are pretty intense, if you can learn to laugh and tell some good jokes because of your dad, don't hesitate. Being a daddy's girl is one of the sweetest relationships there is. You can learn so much from your dad and telling jokes is one of them. 

Having a good sense of humor can take you far. Whether it's in making new friends, catching the eye of that cute boy, or landing the job, humor is of such importance. It's never too late to start. Call your dad and ask him his favorite jokes. You might open up a can of worms since every dad has a set list of bad jokes ready for you. 

We've compiled 30 dad jokes for your reading pleasure. Hopefully you'll get a couple belly laughs and then call your dad to share your new jokes with him.

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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. "State of the Art," he said. "It cost me a fortune." I asked: "Awesome what type is it?" He said: "Two thirty."
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    Clearly worth the cost. 

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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My favourite word is drool. It just rolls off the tongue.
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    Is anyone else picturing this? 

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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes Somebody threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at my head. It's OK though as my injuries are only super fish oil. ...
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    Thinking of this while taking my vitamins tomorrow. 

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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes My boss said to me, "You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?" I said: "I'm not sure. It's hard to keep track."
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I didn't wanna believe that my dad was stealing from his work as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. H ESHRIO AUUAYE TESS BVIC 7C CALAND PRED Paine CEFS CHAE 540 500 ERNIC CHE POR RO RETING
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I took my 8-year-old daughter to the office on 'Take Your Kid To Work Day' But when we walked in the office she started to cry. As concerned staff gathered round I asked her what was wrong and she said: "Daddy where are all the clowns you said you work with."
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes How did the sea feel when her boyfriend broke up with her? EmOCEANal...
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    Dad Jokes ✔ @Dadsaysjokes A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between five and six. I told him I was at school.
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    Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad is typing... Dad:
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    It's got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start... MOULE
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."
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    No matter how still you've been he's...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I'm going jogging, but then don't go. It's a running joke. 24
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes I accidentally glued myself to a copy of my autobiography. My wife doesn't believe me. But that's my story and I am sticking to it.
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    Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet. Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I'm not saying I'm attractive, but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom. I turn the shower on.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Why was the baby jalapeno shivering? He was a little chilli.
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    Cutest baby chili. 

  • 19
    My Friend Told me His Dad Sent him this to Prove that He has Hair
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes You hear that Hulk has started recycling? He's really going green.
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes If laziness was an Olympic sport, I would come in 4th just so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes I hate the key E minor. It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire". He was a great man but a terrible Fireman.
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    Wife: Where are all the coffee filters!? Me:
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes 'Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?" She'll be having a baby in the spring!
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it fit!!! So proud of myself. It was a pair of socks, But still. Let's be positive here.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Do you know why ironing pants makes them smaller? Because it de-creases them.
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    Dad Jokes ❤ @Dadsaysjokes I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus... ...but graphing is where I draw the line. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes So my rum and raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum.
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